Pumpkin Spice Nonsense

We're near the end of October and unless you live under a rock you know what that means:  We've all gotten a little fatter due to pumpkin spice EVERYTHING!  Pumpkin spice latte.  Pumpkin spice muffins.  Pumpkins spice apple pie?!  With all the crazy pumpkin spice fan-girls posting daily about their love and lust for all things pumpkin flavored, it's easy to see why so many different companies make a pumpkin spice something.  But some of these items have become a pumpkin spice life-sucking monstrosity that never should have been created let alone sold to consumers.  Here's a small list of the pumpkin spice things I've seen that I think are just..... too much!


Pumpkin Spice Oreo's

Like... really?  Come on Oreo's...  Not you too.  These just don't at all look appetizing.  They look like orange diarrhea in between two cookies.  No thank you!








Pumpkin Spice Gum

Now you want your breath to permanently smell of pumpkins?  Hmmm... I have pumpkin coffee breath from that pumpkin spice latte I had earlier.  I know what will cure it!  More pumpkin flavor!!!!!!








Pumpkin Spice Milk

Do pumpkins and coconuts go together?  Well they do now!  One, an island native.  The other, a native of North America.  Together you can enjoy this forbidding marriage poured over your daily bowl of grapenuts.  Eww.








Pumpkin Spice Salsa

When I first saw this at Aldi, I took a double take.  In what world am I eating a delicious plate of nacho's, slathered in cheese, thinking, "You know what this is missing?  Pumpkins!"  Yeah... no.









Pumpkin Spice Pasta Sauce

Oh my goodness NO!  Never in a million meals would I ever want to try spaghetti and pumpkin sauce.  This sounds like something that Buddy the Elf would make.  Just no.







Pumpkin Spice.... WHAT?!?!??!

Please be fake.  Please be fake.  Please be fake.  Please be fake.  Please be fake.  Please be fake.  Please be fake.  Please be fake.  Please be fake.  Please be fake.  Please be fake.  Please be fake.